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January 08 A lesson by lecuturer to "Be Observant".A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste." After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth." Why woment are Being SuspiciousSometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs!" January 03 The King & The MinisterOnce upon a time, a chief minister made a sudden decision to renounce the world. He told the king, "I am tired of all the worldly concerns.
I just want to be free." Saying this the minister went away and started meditating below a banyan tree. The next day the king went searching for the chief minister and found him below the tree. He asked," What have you achieved by leaving the world." The minister looked up at the king and replied, "Yesterday I was standing and you were sitting. Today I am sitting and you are standing. That is the first gain!." ________________ Onion, Tomato & Ice Cream - A True Story (Tamil)
sariyana mokka mail., itha padichu epadi naan kanneer vitano adhai madhiri neenga ellorum kanneer vidunga.... Oru voorla, oru Onion, thakali and Ice cream moonum frnsa irundhadham.. oru naal 3m beach ku kulikka poonaanga, appa solla solla ketkaame, Ice cream, thanila poi karanji poiduchaam.. Thakaaliyum onion um angaiye porandu porandu azhudhuttu..! Veetuku vara vazhila Lorry la accident aagi, thakkaali nasungi poochaam.. Vodane Onion, azhudhukitee God kitta poi " Ice sethappa naanum thakkaliyum azhudhom, ippa thakaali sethappa naan azhudhen.. but naan naalaiku sethenna yenakku nu azhaa yaaru irukka" nu kettuchaam.. Adhuku God, sari inimaye nee sagum boodhu yarellam pakkathula irukkangalo ellarum azhuvanga nu sonnaaram..! Inimaye Vengaiyam narukum boodhu kannula yen thanni varudhu nu yaarachu kettaa.. thiru thiru nu mulichikittu irukkaame.. idhe solli escape aagidungaa.. okva? |
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