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June 12 Potato GardenAn old man lived alone in a village. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation. Dear Son, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because your mother always loved planting time. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren't in prison. Love, Dad Shortly, the old man received this Telegram - "For Heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up the garden. That's where I buried the GUNS" at 4a.m. The next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do for you from here ." - Moral of the Story - No matter where you are in the world, if you have decided to do something deep from you heart, you can do it. Women Vs Beer - Just a Debate (FUN) Most men like women. But, most men like beer too ! So, for men it becomes a rather confusing choice between women and beer ! Following is a debate, .... to help you analyze which is better ! Here is the debate ........ A Beer is always wet, a woman is not ! 1 point for beer ! Beer is horrible, when it is hot ! 1 point for women ! A cold beer, satisfies you ! 1 point for beer ! If you come back home smelling beer, your wife can get angry at you. If you come back home smelling women, your wife will get angry for sure and she might even not talk to you again ! Draw ! ( Depends on your point of view ... ) 10 beers in a night and then you can't drive. 10 women in one night and you don't have to drive anywhere ! 1 point for women ! The older, The beer is - the better, it is ! 1 point for beer ! Many beers can make you see UFO's (Unidentified Flying Objects - aliens). Many women can make you see God ! 1 point for women ! If you ask yourself how the next woman will be, you are normal. If you ask yourself how the next beer will be, you are an alcoholic ! 1 point for women ! For a beer, you pay taxes ! 1 point for women ! If you take a second beer, the first one doesn't get angry ! 1 point for beer ! You can always be sure that, you are the first one " Opening " a beer ! 1 point for beer ! If you shake a beer, after a while it calms down by itself ! 1 point for beer ! You know exactly how much a beer costs ! 1 point for beer ! A beer does not have a mother ! 1 point for beer ! You can do it if you want, but beer won't ask you to hug her for half an hour after ! 1 point for beer !
If you are a woman reading this and getting angry ........ know that a beer would never get angry ! So .......... Another point for beer ! Now the final score is .......... Beer beats women - 10 to 6 ! |
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